Things a Narcissist Says

You’re oversensitive! You overreact!

You have a very vivid imagination!

Because I said so!

Who do you think you are?

I don’t want to hear another word!

If you think x, you’ve got another thing coming!

If you don’t like it, too bad

Why can’t you be more like (so-and-so)?

I can do whatever I want!

I never said that. (When they did.)

They’re just jealous of me. (When they’ve been complained about legitimately.)

What do you want ME to do about it? (When it’s clearly their responsibility.)

After all I’ve done for you!

Someday you’ll be sorry.

Stop being such a crybaby!

Nobody ever does a damn thing around here!

I’ll do (whatever) so fast it will make your head spin!

You’re gonna wish the hell you’d never been born!

Get over it!

What is wrong with you??

You think you’re so smart!

Can’t you take a joke?

It’s not MY fault; it’s YOUR fault! (When they’re clearly at fault.)


I don’t care. 


I told you so.


I do everything, and I never get the credit I deserve!

(When they do very little, and often begrudgingly.)


You lost your job this morning? Oh. I almost lost a job one time when…


You don’t know what you’re talking about. 


My kids always get great marks in school. (Johnny gets mostly Cs, and Suzie flunked English and History again, because nobody ever helps them at home.)


What a bunch of idiots.


I deserve the best.


6 Responses to “Things a Narcissist Says”

  1. NewLife May 22, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    My Narc’s favorite things to say:

    You love drama!

    Youre the abusive one

    You’re crazy

    Guys are only nice to you because they want to have sex with you

    Im your longest relationship

    I know you better than anyone

    I treat you better than anybody

    I only do this because I care

    You have too many men

    You blew it!

    You only see things your way

    You just want to argue

    You love being mad at me

    Do you have any that Your narc would say to you?

    • Allison October 26, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

      Oooh, the “you just LOVE to argue” one rings so true to me.

      *shudder* so glad to be away from that.

  2. imaloneskywalker November 18, 2011 at 7:24 am #

    The neighbors next door are taking me with them on vacation, feed their dog and get their mail till I get back.
    My Dad needed a car,so I bought him won on your credit.
    I know you like a book.
    I like your sisters husband better than you, we have been going to lunch while you are at work.
    The next door neighbors husand is at the front door, go fix breakfast for the two of us and bring it outside on the patio, along with some coffee for us.
    Give me your paycheck, I need to pay my bills.
    You never compliment me.
    Where are you taking me on our aniversity

  3. imaloneskywalker November 18, 2011 at 7:58 am #

    One of my girl friends is bringing her car over Saturday, and I told her that you would fix it, so dont go anywhere.
    I have been invited to a party, dont say anything just be polite these are real high class people.
    My girlfriends are coming over, would you leave the house, go somewhere until I call you and say it is ok to come home?
    Other womens husbands perfer me to who they are married to.
    I hate it when you try to hold my hand when you take me shopping, I want you to act like we are just friends.
    So you followed me and my girl friend and want to know who were the two guys we were with ? None of your business.
    Dont touch me you selfish asshole. The neighbors baby looks like yours

  4. imaloneskywalker November 18, 2011 at 8:41 am #

    The posts I have made are real. Sometimes I cant believe the urge to kill my narcissist.
    Well, I didnt have to. My x N wife, on one of her jaunts hooked up with an old highschool boyfriend and contracted clomedia. That encounter produced a miscarrage which she tried to cover up. all while she was wearing my wedding ring. The infection went to stage three cervica cancer five years later. The irony of all this was that I was the bad guy and everything was my fault. Before she died, she told me she never loved me and that we had a business relationship. It was my punishment for not being good enough.

  5. Penny November 19, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    “You just don’t like sex.” “You’re just not attracted to me.” (from a very self-absorbed and insecure someone who prematurely ejaculated within 2 mins, 99% percent of the time.) Rather than speaking with a doctor for possible physical or psychological problems, he blamed me for my inability to be “aroused” by him. And to save his ego, I instead, consulted a number of physicians who concluded all was well with me.

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